I wish life and Tumblr had some kind of contract,

That was pretty much just a download button for all things you see on Tumblr, which you love, and want on your body immediately. In exchange, Tumblr could have our souls.

#ThatHoeNamedBrittany is trending on Twitter.

How I’m getting through Friday.

Copeland, Kwyjibo, Crucial Dudes, The Horrors, Manchester Orchestra, Stickup Kid, The Shins, and Story So Far, burritos and make-up. That’s right, it’s a magnificent cocktail of all things delicious and kickass. I’m on top of the world.

I feel so distant from,

Everyone and everything. And usually I’d complain about this, but it feels so good to be comfortable in my own skin. I love working all the time, I love the job I’m working, and I love the free-time I have here and there to lay in bed with my puppy and watch cheesy movies.

“A person should be buried only half a meter, or two feet below the surface. Then a tree should be planted there. He should be buried in a coffin that decays so that when you plant a tree on top, the tree will take something out of his substance and change it into tree-substance. When you visit the grave, you don’t visit a dead me, but a living being who was just transformed into a tree. You say, “this is my grandfather, the tree is growing well, fantastic.” You can develop a beautiful forest that will be more beautiful than a normal forest because the trees will have their roots in graves. It will be a park, a place for pleasure, a place to live, even a place to hunt.”

We’re going to have to put my cat down soon,

Not Nala my Siamese, but Tabitha my Tabby. She’s 19 years old, barely eats anymore, barely cleans herself anymore, and can barely walk anymore. I’m so sad, I got her for my 5th birthday. She’s been around for everything, all of my growing up. I’m dreading the day we have to let her go. I’m going to be a wreck.

“Being around people all the time,

And knowing that none of them are really your friends.”

Pros and Cons of moving to Maui,

Cons:

1. My Boyfriend. I’d be leaving my boyfriend of 3 years.
2. Shows. Good shows never go to Maui.
3. Trips to Disneyland would be 3 times as expensive.
4. Everything, really, is more expensive.
5. No more Chipotle. Ever again.
6. I’d also be leaving my best-friend.

I know it’s the biggest turn-off in the world, but..

I fucking hate, hate, hate, hate Christmas. I hate the cold, I hate snow, I hate surprises, I hate not having money to buy presents, I hate wrapping presents when I do, I hate receiving presents, I hate opening presents, I hate cleaning up the shreds of paper after you’re done, I hate vacuuming-up pine needles from under the Christmas tree every morning, and… my lord, I loath Christmas music.

I could go the rest of my life without Christmas music. Sue me, okay? Fucking sue me. The end.

Complete list of holidays I could go without:

• Christmas
• Valentines Day
• My birthday

My dog’s twitching at my singing skills.

Every time my voice cracks, she twists her head. And I can’t sing worth shit, so it kind of looks like she’s twitching. Oh Aladdin, why must “A Whole New World” be the best song ever.